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[splitthebaby]

I have to offer my congratulations to whomever is running this show. I know you're listening in so there's no reason to play shy. I'd love to ask you a simple question. Just one and I promise I'll let it be.

On the other hand, I'll have to ask someone more simpler to explain the situation to me. Just the bare basics, if you please. If you remove all the mystery from it, I doubt I'll have any fun. As a first guess, seeing that I'm speaking English now means I'm either in the United States or in England. The climate seems to only support these two countries so it can't be too much of a leap of faith.

Well, am I right?

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[numanstan.livejournal.com]

... Do y'really think this place looks like anywhere in England?

[wise-king.livejournal.com]

I can't say I've paid much attention on my visits.

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

Obviously. [THERE IS ONLY LONDON EVERYWHERE ELSE IS A LIE OR WALES]

Well, y'got the America part right, but it's a fake America, so you're more like... half right.

[wise-king.livejournal.com]

Or half wrong, depending on your viewpoint.

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

... Yeah, I guess, if y'wanna be one of them depressin' people who're always sayin' stuff like the glass is half-empty and they're not doin' stuff for your sake...

[makemebreakfast.livejournal.com]

Hey...that voice sounds slightly familiar...

[wise-king.livejournal.com]

Yours sounds more familiar than I'd like to admit. Are you trying to say they got you too?

[makemebreakfast.livejournal.com]

[She's completely ignoring the actual question...on purpose? Who the hell knows.]

Ah...who is that...this is going to bug me.

Wait...don't tell me...

uuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm.....

[wise-king.livejournal.com]

...Princess.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Well, you got the America part right. We're stuck in a place called Mayfield, but it's not on any map. We're pretty much stuck here too.

[wise-king.livejournal.com]

Are you entirely sure it's not on any map?

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Well, ok, not entirely sure. Never really studied American geography. But even the people here from the US seems to have never heard of it.

[wise-king.livejournal.com]

It's a large country. They can't have memorized every small suburb.

[noblecrimson.livejournal.com]

That you're on Earth in general wouldn't be too far of a leap of faith.

[wise-king.livejournal.com]

Of course not. I would hope I'm on Earth, at any rate.

[noblecrimson.livejournal.com]

Well, there you have it. One mystery solved.

Where else would you expect to be, anyway?

[wise-king.livejournal.com]

Typically, I hope to wake up in Rome.

[hurtjustalittle.livejournal.com]

Good luck getting a hold of anyone in power. Even Grady only shows his face if you cause trouble.

[wise-king.livejournal.com]

Grady, is it? There should be a way to contact him. I'm immensely curious so I really need to get this question out.

[hurtjustalittle.livejournal.com]

We all want answers, but the only times we seen to be able to learn anything significant is when they slip up while playing with us.

[wise-king.livejournal.com]

Who said my question was significant?

[katto-katto.livejournal.com]

This...

...who enters this drama now?

[wise-king.livejournal.com]

I have no interest in entering. Just consider me an audience member.

Y'know, I have no idea if he would know him or not. >_<

[katto-katto.livejournal.com]

There is no audience here. Only directors and actors.

i figured they'd all know each other

[wise-king.livejournal.com]

What's the point of having a play without an audience? Isn't that just called a dress rehearsal?