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[splitthebaby]

I have to offer my congratulations to whomever is running this show. I know you're listening in so there's no reason to play shy. I'd love to ask you a simple question. Just one and I promise I'll let it be.

On the other hand, I'll have to ask someone more simpler to explain the situation to me. Just the bare basics, if you please. If you remove all the mystery from it, I doubt I'll have any fun. As a first guess, seeing that I'm speaking English now means I'm either in the United States or in England. The climate seems to only support these two countries so it can't be too much of a leap of faith.

Well, am I right?

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[wise-king.livejournal.com]

...Princess.

[makemebreakfast.livejournal.com]

Alright I'm done. I'm just having fun.

And yes, they "got me too." I don't think there's anyone they can't "get."

Shiki's here...and a bunch of the other people that don't really matter all that much.

[wise-king.livejournal.com]

I think I'm far more interested in the people that do not matter much.

[makemebreakfast.livejournal.com]

[You can almost hear the pout over the phone. MAIN CHARACTER GODDAMNIT.]

Sion...Akiha...Kohaku...um...Wallachia...oh and Len! She actually matters too.

[wise-king.livejournal.com]

Wallachia, hm? That Zepia Eltnam? How odd.

Len...of course. And Akiha...the hybrid in Ciel's reports from Japan?

[makemebreakfast.livejournal.com]

Uh, yea, I guess.

I don't know anything about your reports.

At least Ciel isn't here.

[wise-king.livejournal.com]

No Ciel? Where am I supposed to get my entertainment?

I'll admit that I'm actually a little disappointed.

[makemebreakfast.livejournal.com]

It's a lot more entertaining without her here.

That girl is just a headache.

I'm sure others have already explained this place to you, so I'm not gonna bother. You'll figure it out yourself anyway.

[wise-king.livejournal.com]

Has she been on your case? It can't be that bad, you know. I know she wants to kill me too but that's what makes it fun.

I'll trust your wisdom, Princess.

[makemebreakfast.livejournal.com]

She's not really on my case...just...["Too friendly with Shiki" is what she would like to say...but screw that.]...she's annoying.

You're smart...you'll figure it out pretty quick. You'll probably have fun with the surprises too.

[wise-king.livejournal.com]

We'll see about that. Are you living in one of the houses around here?

[makemebreakfast.livejournal.com]

If you mean in Mayfield, then yes.

If you mean near you...I don't really know because I don't know where you are.

[wise-king.livejournal.com]

Knowing you're in the same area is enough for me.

[makemebreakfast.livejournal.com]

Well, if that's enough then I guess I'll just keep my address a secret.

I should make you work for it, after all.

[wise-king.livejournal.com]

I'm not some stalker so I have no need or urge to follow you around.

[makemebreakfast.livejournal.com]

I'm just teasing.

I can't help but feel like you're going to find no end of "fun" here, though.

And the people here are almost all pretty weird.

[wise-king.livejournal.com]

Coming from you, that says a lot.

[makemebreakfast.livejournal.com]

I'm not that weird.

[Arcueid seems to pause an think about that for a moment.]

Yea, everyone else is just too uptight.

[wise-king.livejournal.com]

I believe you.

[makemebreakfast.livejournal.com]

See, you are smart.

Nobody else really seems to.

[wise-king.livejournal.com]

No one else knows you like I do. Please remember that.

[makemebreakfast.livejournal.com]

Aww...that's actually kind of sweet.

[wise-king.livejournal.com]

[I BET YOU SAY THAT TO EVERY GUY]

Merely the truth.

[makemebreakfast.livejournal.com]

[NO CUZ EVERY GUY ISN'T INSANE ENOUGH TO THINK OF ARC IN A GOOD LIGHT IF THEY KNOW HER.]

Either way, you'll have quite a few interesting people to talk to here.

It'll be fun to see someone else messing around that doesn't freak out as badly as the humans do.

[wise-king.livejournal.com]

Zepia doesn't give you enough insane stoicism to keep you satisfied?