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Jul. 19th, 2010 11:39 pm
splitthebaby: (obligatory lol i troll u)
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I have to offer my congratulations to whomever is running this show. I know you're listening in so there's no reason to play shy. I'd love to ask you a simple question. Just one and I promise I'll let it be.

On the other hand, I'll have to ask someone more simpler to explain the situation to me. Just the bare basics, if you please. If you remove all the mystery from it, I doubt I'll have any fun. As a first guess, seeing that I'm speaking English now means I'm either in the United States or in England. The climate seems to only support these two countries so it can't be too much of a leap of faith.

Well, am I right?

Date: 2010-07-20 04:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wise-king.livejournal.com
Or half wrong, depending on your viewpoint.

Date: 2010-07-20 04:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] numanstan.livejournal.com
... Yeah, I guess, if y'wanna be one of them depressin' people who're always sayin' stuff like the glass is half-empty and they're not doin' stuff for your sake...

Date: 2010-07-20 04:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wise-king.livejournal.com
You sound like you're more than familiar with the concept.

Date: 2010-07-20 04:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] numanstan.livejournal.com
I've got depressin' friends.

Date: 2010-07-20 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wise-king.livejournal.com
I'm sorry to hear that.

Date: 2010-07-20 04:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] numanstan.livejournal.com
S'alright. Y'get used to it, here.

Date: 2010-07-20 04:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wise-king.livejournal.com
Do you get tired of being the life of the party?

Date: 2010-07-20 04:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] numanstan.livejournal.com
... Y'can get tired of that?

Date: 2010-07-20 04:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] numanstan.livejournal.com
I don't reckon it's physically possible...

Date: 2010-07-20 04:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wise-king.livejournal.com
In that case, I'll be counting on you.

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Date: 2010-07-20 04:52 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-07-20 04:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] numanstan.livejournal.com
... Countin' on me for what?

Date: 2010-07-20 04:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wise-king.livejournal.com
What else but court jester?

Date: 2010-07-20 04:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] numanstan.livejournal.com
[long

long

pause]


... Excuse you?

Date: 2010-07-20 05:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wise-king.livejournal.com
Don't be insulted! Without a jester, the king would never be able to function properly.

Date: 2010-07-20 05:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] numanstan.livejournal.com
I'm nobody's fool, mate.

Date: 2010-07-20 05:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wise-king.livejournal.com
Who's really the fool, in the end? The one who assumes the other is a fool or the one being accused?

Date: 2010-07-20 05:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] numanstan.livejournal.com
... The fool, yeah? I mean, that's what he's called. It'd be false advertisin' if he wasn't.

Date: 2010-07-20 05:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wise-king.livejournal.com
Then even you would know the fool is the most dangerous of adversaries.

Date: 2010-07-20 05:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] numanstan.livejournal.com
Nah, that's sharks. I saw it on telly once.

Date: 2010-07-20 05:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wise-king.livejournal.com
Having seen my fair share of sharks, I was hardly impressed.

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