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[splitthebaby]

I have to offer my congratulations to whomever is running this show. I know you're listening in so there's no reason to play shy. I'd love to ask you a simple question. Just one and I promise I'll let it be.

On the other hand, I'll have to ask someone more simpler to explain the situation to me. Just the bare basics, if you please. If you remove all the mystery from it, I doubt I'll have any fun. As a first guess, seeing that I'm speaking English now means I'm either in the United States or in England. The climate seems to only support these two countries so it can't be too much of a leap of faith.

Well, am I right?

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[noblecrimson.livejournal.com]

You may wish to bring a lot of paper, then.

[wise-king.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't have it any other way.

[noblecrimson.livejournal.com]

Fantastic. Then we'll have to arrange a time and date.

And a meeting place.

_{[Arguably she could just wait to get her books back, but that kills the fun out of tl;dr-ing.]}

[wise-king.livejournal.com]

You have seniority here so I'll leave that to you.

[noblecrimson.livejournal.com]

Ahh? Hm...do you know where you're staying?

[wise-king.livejournal.com]

I do believe I'm at Eleven Twenty-Seven Taylor.

[noblecrimson.livejournal.com]

I'll make a note of it, and drop by when you've adjusted to your new surroundings, then.

[wise-king.livejournal.com]

Fine with me.

[noblecrimson.livejournal.com]

Right, well, until then, it was ah- interesting to speak with you, I suppose.

[wise-king.livejournal.com]

Why, thank you. Of course, I'll be more than happy to trade information for information so prepare any questions you have in advance.

[noblecrimson.livejournal.com]

I'll be sure to do so, then. And perhaps take notes, myself.