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[splitthebaby]

I have to offer my congratulations to whomever is running this show. I know you're listening in so there's no reason to play shy. I'd love to ask you a simple question. Just one and I promise I'll let it be.

On the other hand, I'll have to ask someone more simpler to explain the situation to me. Just the bare basics, if you please. If you remove all the mystery from it, I doubt I'll have any fun. As a first guess, seeing that I'm speaking English now means I'm either in the United States or in England. The climate seems to only support these two countries so it can't be too much of a leap of faith.

Well, am I right?

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[wise-king.livejournal.com]

Maybe he doesn't wish for defeat.

[makemebreakfast.livejournal.com]

That too...but it's not like he'll stay dead here anyway.

I guess I'll kill him every day if I have to, though. He's stayed pretty quiet so far.

[wise-king.livejournal.com]

How cruel of you.

[makemebreakfast.livejournal.com]

If he's going to go on rampages...something's going to have to be done about him. At least until he learns.

[wise-king.livejournal.com]

I'll leave it to you. I don't really have any interest in dealing with him. The Church never asked me either so mutual avoidance seems best.

[makemebreakfast.livejournal.com]

Well that sounds a little lazy.

But it's my job anyway, and I'll handle it just fine.

[wise-king.livejournal.com]

I suppose I'll leave that in your competent hands.

[makemebreakfast.livejournal.com]

[Arcueid's feeling JUST A BIT full of herself.]

Wise choice.

[wise-king.livejournal.com]

[perks of being my wife]

As I thought.

[makemebreakfast.livejournal.com]

[NOT WAIFU.]

Well, I'd better go. Have fun!

[With that, Arcueid hangs up. Did she sound like she was in a hurry? Probably a goddamn malt shop visit.]