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[splitthebaby]

I have to offer my congratulations to whomever is running this show. I know you're listening in so there's no reason to play shy. I'd love to ask you a simple question. Just one and I promise I'll let it be.

On the other hand, I'll have to ask someone more simpler to explain the situation to me. Just the bare basics, if you please. If you remove all the mystery from it, I doubt I'll have any fun. As a first guess, seeing that I'm speaking English now means I'm either in the United States or in England. The climate seems to only support these two countries so it can't be too much of a leap of faith.

Well, am I right?

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[makemebreakfast.livejournal.com]

Well, if that's enough then I guess I'll just keep my address a secret.

I should make you work for it, after all.

[wise-king.livejournal.com]

I'm not some stalker so I have no need or urge to follow you around.

[makemebreakfast.livejournal.com]

I'm just teasing.

I can't help but feel like you're going to find no end of "fun" here, though.

And the people here are almost all pretty weird.

[wise-king.livejournal.com]

Coming from you, that says a lot.

[makemebreakfast.livejournal.com]

I'm not that weird.

[Arcueid seems to pause an think about that for a moment.]

Yea, everyone else is just too uptight.

[wise-king.livejournal.com]

I believe you.

[makemebreakfast.livejournal.com]

See, you are smart.

Nobody else really seems to.

[wise-king.livejournal.com]

No one else knows you like I do. Please remember that.

[makemebreakfast.livejournal.com]

Aww...that's actually kind of sweet.

[wise-king.livejournal.com]

[I BET YOU SAY THAT TO EVERY GUY]

Merely the truth.

[makemebreakfast.livejournal.com]

[NO CUZ EVERY GUY ISN'T INSANE ENOUGH TO THINK OF ARC IN A GOOD LIGHT IF THEY KNOW HER.]

Either way, you'll have quite a few interesting people to talk to here.

It'll be fun to see someone else messing around that doesn't freak out as badly as the humans do.

[wise-king.livejournal.com]

Zepia doesn't give you enough insane stoicism to keep you satisfied?

[makemebreakfast.livejournal.com]

I don't get to talk to him too much.

I think he's avoiding me...probably because I wouldn't be as fun as everyone else.

[wise-king.livejournal.com]

Maybe he doesn't wish for defeat.

[makemebreakfast.livejournal.com]

That too...but it's not like he'll stay dead here anyway.

I guess I'll kill him every day if I have to, though. He's stayed pretty quiet so far.

[wise-king.livejournal.com]

How cruel of you.

[makemebreakfast.livejournal.com]

If he's going to go on rampages...something's going to have to be done about him. At least until he learns.

[wise-king.livejournal.com]

I'll leave it to you. I don't really have any interest in dealing with him. The Church never asked me either so mutual avoidance seems best.

[makemebreakfast.livejournal.com]

Well that sounds a little lazy.

But it's my job anyway, and I'll handle it just fine.

[wise-king.livejournal.com]

I suppose I'll leave that in your competent hands.

[makemebreakfast.livejournal.com]

[Arcueid's feeling JUST A BIT full of herself.]

Wise choice.

[wise-king.livejournal.com]

[perks of being my wife]

As I thought.

[makemebreakfast.livejournal.com]

[NOT WAIFU.]

Well, I'd better go. Have fun!

[With that, Arcueid hangs up. Did she sound like she was in a hurry? Probably a goddamn malt shop visit.]