splitthebaby: (interruption merem)
Merem Solomon ([personal profile] splitthebaby) wrote2011-06-14 11:53 pm

10th

It's a shame winter doesn't last longer. I would like to see more snow, don't you think, mom?

[Merem and Ciel are taking a walk in the park, enjoying the warm weather like a normal family. Keywords there on normal. Unfortunately, there's an interloper here in the form of Arcueid, the Princess of the True Ancestors.]

IDIOT NUN!!

[The White Princess takes a hefty swing and nails Ciel right in the stomach. Even though she should be in horrid pain, she's still smiling. And she keeps smiling after a few more punches go to her face, which causes Arcueid to pause.]

What are you doing, Princess? This kind of thing is useless, you know? Watch and see.

[Merem grabs Ciel's arm and without pause, pulls her down and bites her neck. All the way through. Her head rolls off in a small spray of arterial blood and Merem grabs it before it hits the ground. The Crown starts to spin the head around on his finger struggling to balance it like a basket ball.]

See? It has to be like that.

I didn't want to kill her, I just wanted to beat her up for being stupid. I guess she managed to run away by getting droned because she knew what was coming. Or I guess maybe she didn't. Either way that shell is useless so you can do what you want with her.

[WELL. At least one of them is impressed with Merem's mad skillz.

Arcueid and Merem will be replying separately.]

[identity profile] wise-king.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
[What's wrong? Can't make miracles like me? SO JELLY.]

Even you could do that.

[personal profile] gandere 2011-06-15 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ The only miracle she's capable of is keeping those thigh highs pulled up all the time. ]

I'd do it with less blood. Perhaps freezing the entire head off or at least the neck before breaking it off.

[identity profile] wise-king.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
Since I subsist on blood, my method is perfectly fine.

[Lightly tosses the head at Rin.]

[personal profile] gandere 2011-06-15 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
But it is so gr--

[ Instant reaction is to Gandr at it to deflect.

Sorry Ciel-san :( ]


Merem!

[identity profile] wise-king.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
I wanted to see how you'd react.

[personal profile] gandere 2011-06-15 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
D-did you think I would catch her!?

[identity profile] wise-king.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't know what you would do. If I did, I wouldn't have done it.

[personal profile] gandere 2011-06-15 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
Gross... I don't want blood all over my clothes.

[ Glancing down at the head, she almost seems sad over it for a moment. ]

If I had my choice, I'd give Kirei back in return for her.

[identity profile] wise-king.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Hydrogen peroxide would wash it out.

Ciel will be back either way so cease worrying.

[personal profile] gandere 2011-06-15 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
Kind of difficult to not worry when Kirei is around. Don't tell me he's a friend of yours.

[identity profile] wise-king.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
I'm very ambivalent about him. If he wants to harm you, I suppose I'd do something about it.

[personal profile] gandere 2011-06-15 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
Hm? You don't like Kirei?

[identity profile] wise-king.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
I neither like nor dislike him.

[personal profile] gandere 2011-06-15 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
I think we ought to chain him up when no one else is looking. People tend to get the wrong impression when they see others bully. Well, I suppose this would be unwarranted and unfair..

[ Siiiighing. ]

Well, she better hurry up and return if she's going to. Emiya-kun came here pretty quickly after becoming one.

[personal profile] gandere 2011-06-15 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, you know. Shirou Emiya. How can you live with Sakura and not recognize the name?

[identity profile] wise-king.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
My experience with adding the "-kun" implies you're in love with him.

[personal profile] gandere 2011-06-15 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
W-w-what?!

[ Choking on that. ]

That's not true at all! I've called him that forever! It is because we know each other very well is all! Nothing more! You say something stupid like that again, Merem, and I'm going to be disappointed in you!

[identity profile] wise-king.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
Love.

[WAITING FOR ANOTHER SPITTAKE]

[personal profile] gandere 2011-06-15 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I love him like family! He isn't ever going to leave Sakura, so I better get use to having the idiot around as a brother!

[identity profile] wise-king.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
[He shrugs and shakes his head, imitating Archer's amused pose. Yeah, he stalks too much.]

[personal profile] gandere 2011-06-15 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
D-don't give me that look. Geez Merem. Out of all the guys in Mayfield, he is the one you decide to single in on?

[personal profile] gandere 2011-06-15 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes! He's probably going to become my brother in law!

[identity profile] wise-king.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I simply don't think you've accepted it that easily, that's all.

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