splitthebaby: (interruption merem)
Merem Solomon ([personal profile] splitthebaby) wrote2011-04-15 08:41 pm

8th

Miss Yuki, will you go to the prom with me? I think it'll be a rather interesting experience but that might just be my opinion. [Oh whoops, was that for everyone to hear. Merem doesn't care and he doubts Yuki cares either.]

As for the rest of you, I really hope to see you there. I'm pretty sure Ciel will be playing as a chaperone so if you're worried about trouble, you're in good hands. She's much like a dog, persistent and stubborn. I wonder if someone would actually take a dance with her though.

-right! For all you single men out there, I live with a lovely young lady who could use an escort. Really, she's all you could ask for in a girl and if you expect more, well...I suppose you can stay single. Your choice, after all. Her name is Sakura. Just let me know if you're interested.

[ooc; Sakura has a date but that doesn't mean Merem won't troll it.]

[identity profile] wise-king.livejournal.com 2011-04-16 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
I'm glad to hear it. I'll be sure to pick you up an hour early. Though you have some rather scary friends.

[identity profile] bogusmagicker.livejournal.com 2011-04-16 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
I will be ready.

[In the exact same school uniform she always wears, naturally.]

And I will take note of that fact. In what manner?

[identity profile] wise-king.livejournal.com 2011-04-16 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
I've already had my life threatened. I find it amusing since you could most likely kill me either way and the one doing the threatening couldn't.

[identity profile] bogusmagicker.livejournal.com 2011-04-16 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
. . . Ah.

Then I will inform her that death threats, if necessary, will be issued personally without need of outside reinforcement.

[identity profile] wise-king.livejournal.com 2011-04-16 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
That is certainly one way to go about it.

[identity profile] bogusmagicker.livejournal.com 2011-04-16 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
What were the reasons as to threatening your life?

[identity profile] wise-king.livejournal.com 2011-04-16 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I believe hurting your feelings were someone on that list.

[identity profile] bogusmagicker.livejournal.com 2011-04-16 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[pause. brief reflection.]

I do not believe that is a matter of concern.

[identity profile] bogusmagicker.livejournal.com 2011-04-17 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
I will be certain to inform you if analysis suggests injury of the feelings has occurred.

[identity profile] wise-king.livejournal.com 2011-04-17 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
What are the chances do you think that will be?

[identity profile] bogusmagicker.livejournal.com 2011-04-17 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
[processing . . . processing . . . 69% complete, 2 seconds remaining . . . processing]

Rounded to the third significant digit and adjusted for interference. 0.001%

[identity profile] wise-king.livejournal.com 2011-04-17 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
What you're saying is that it is as close to impossible as one can get.

[identity profile] bogusmagicker.livejournal.com 2011-04-17 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
. . .

[Yuki will leave you to make your own conclusion on that one, Merem. The surprise of being invited to prom had encouraged her towards greater verbosity, but she is winding down now.]