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8th

Miss Yuki, will you go to the prom with me? I think it'll be a rather interesting experience but that might just be my opinion. [Oh whoops, was that for everyone to hear. Merem doesn't care and he doubts Yuki cares either.]

As for the rest of you, I really hope to see you there. I'm pretty sure Ciel will be playing as a chaperone so if you're worried about trouble, you're in good hands. She's much like a dog, persistent and stubborn. I wonder if someone would actually take a dance with her though.

-right! For all you single men out there, I live with a lovely young lady who could use an escort. Really, she's all you could ask for in a girl and if you expect more, well...I suppose you can stay single. Your choice, after all. Her name is Sakura. Just let me know if you're interested.

[ooc; Sakura has a date but that doesn't mean Merem won't troll it.]

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Manipulation only puts flab on my mind. Why focus on that when I could spend my time on my magical studies?

Because I have hordes of magical knowledge you could access and so does my friend.

[what are you going to hook her up with a younger Zelretch?]

... So it would be most beneficial for me to consider this seriously.

[Merem's face when he has been around longer than Zelretch.]

Truly. Besides, demonology is probably an area of magic you haven't even touched.

With good reason.

Is your friend a demon?

Possibly. But your pet is also a demon and I don't see you complaining. Perhaps you have a misunderstanding of what one actually is.

... Hmph!

I just don't think it a good idea of me to dabble in that kind of craft. I digress though...

You're informing me that this friend who is fond of me may possibly be a demon and has Ciel's stamp of approval?

Ciel would recommend him over me for anything, any day. Since I'm not allowed to show my face in the Church proper, he's my representative.

...

[THAT TWITCHING..]

... is he a member of the Church?

Only in name. Don't place the Burial Agency with the rest of the Church or you'll end up surprised.

I want to meet this person at least once before agreeing to go to a stupid dance with them then.

I will admit that he has a certain....ability. Which is why I asked what type of appearance is most preferential to you. Before you can see him, that information is required.

There's only one person I want to be seen with. I told you before we're not on good terms, so I suppose any appearance would be suitable. Just not too tall.

You know what will happen if you give me too much leeway....

Anyone but Archer.

And Garviel.

And Lancer..

[siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh]

Fine, I will tell you who it is but you mustn't speak of it to anyone. Especially Sakura.

You have my word.

Emiya-kun.

... don't do anything stupid like telling him, Merem. It would be pointless right now.

Hah. I could care less about that.

[Good, it wasn't like she wanted everything to be alright between the two or anything!]</small. Now that I've told you, will you stop trying to find a date for Sakura?

I wasn't aware that was part of the deal.

It was worth a shot. I suppose I will have to go just to make sure Sakura's date treats her proper.

That will be my job. I will personally handle anyone who treats Sakura improperly.

So what purpose will there be for me to attend again?

Magic.

[mother fucker]

I accept. [Only because no one else is going to ask her.] But only because the benefits outweigh the consequences.

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