splitthebaby: (interruption merem)
Merem Solomon ([personal profile] splitthebaby) wrote2011-04-15 08:41 pm

8th

Miss Yuki, will you go to the prom with me? I think it'll be a rather interesting experience but that might just be my opinion. [Oh whoops, was that for everyone to hear. Merem doesn't care and he doubts Yuki cares either.]

As for the rest of you, I really hope to see you there. I'm pretty sure Ciel will be playing as a chaperone so if you're worried about trouble, you're in good hands. She's much like a dog, persistent and stubborn. I wonder if someone would actually take a dance with her though.

-right! For all you single men out there, I live with a lovely young lady who could use an escort. Really, she's all you could ask for in a girl and if you expect more, well...I suppose you can stay single. Your choice, after all. Her name is Sakura. Just let me know if you're interested.

[ooc; Sakura has a date but that doesn't mean Merem won't troll it.]

[identity profile] wise-king.livejournal.com 2011-04-16 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Your voice leads me to believe you might be lacking in that area.

[identity profile] redorblueshot.livejournal.com 2011-04-16 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
Area? I have no idea what you're implying, but it doesn't sound like you should talk either.

[identity profile] wise-king.livejournal.com 2011-04-16 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
I don't have to be a cook to know the food tastes bad.

[identity profile] redorblueshot.livejournal.com 2011-04-16 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
How do you even know it's awful, without even trying it? Presentation may play an important part in cooking, but that's not all there is to it.

[identity profile] wise-king.livejournal.com 2011-04-16 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
No one wishes to eat something that looks like gruel, regardless of the taste. The image will remain in the mind.

[identity profile] redorblueshot.livejournal.com 2011-04-16 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
But at least gruel can be eaten. In contrast, a lovely-looking cake that has gone stale will remain on the plate, untouched past the first bite.

[identity profile] wise-king.livejournal.com 2011-04-16 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Oh but how many people you could fool with it. Not to mention it makes a nice display piece.

[identity profile] redorblueshot.livejournal.com 2011-04-16 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Nice or not, at that point it fails it's purpose and is no longer artful food. Just art, never to be appreciated in the way the creator intended.

Besides, with today's advanced communication systems, word would spread fast and people would soon be wise to the cake's true nature.

[identity profile] wise-king.livejournal.com 2011-04-16 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
With the word spread, more people would visit to verify the cake. That is the beauty of negative attention.

[identity profile] redorblueshot.livejournal.com 2011-04-16 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
True, but...I doubt the cake would be happy with that.

[identity profile] wise-king.livejournal.com 2011-04-16 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Cake doesn't have feelings.

[identity profile] redorblueshot.livejournal.com 2011-04-16 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
Neither does gruel.

Um...pardon me, but what are we arguing about again?

[identity profile] wise-king.livejournal.com 2011-04-16 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Whether you should be able to take Sakura to the dance.

[identity profile] redorblueshot.livejournal.com 2011-04-16 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Sure I could.

Unless you wanted to?

[identity profile] wise-king.livejournal.com 2011-04-16 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
I already have a date in mind. But I'm still curious about letting her go with you.

[identity profile] redorblueshot.livejournal.com 2011-04-16 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
I promise that she will be safely escorted to the dance and back, and that she enjoys herself there.

[identity profile] wise-king.livejournal.com 2011-04-16 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
If she comes back in tears, I'll eat you.

[identity profile] redorblueshot.livejournal.com 2011-04-16 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my~ I thought you said you didn't eat bad-looking food.

[identity profile] wise-king.livejournal.com 2011-04-16 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not human so your food and my food are two different things.

[identity profile] redorblueshot.livejournal.com 2011-04-16 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
I see. Then are you a vampire like Arcueid-san?

[identity profile] wise-king.livejournal.com 2011-04-16 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Yes and no. There is a large difference between myself and the Princess.