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[It's 1 AM. ~~DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR CHILDREN ARE?~~

Someone (and by someone, I mean Merem) hasn't partaken in any blood like he requires. Killing is oh so boring and he'd rather wait until he was on the edge of starvation.

But, then again, if he didn't, he'd dry up and wither away into a fine powder and that wasn't the kind of fate he was looking for.

So after partaking in drinking the blood of a random drone, he rips off its head just to assure it won't become a ghoul or possibly another vampire. You can never be too sure about these things and if ghouls started running around, he'd be the only target for Arcueid and Ciel.

The next problem was disposal.

You can easily find Merem stuffing a body larger than himself in a trashcan and then tossing the head in too. Do you know that drone? MAYBE. It sure would be unfortunate if you did. Merem will give it a prayer if you ask nicely.]

I wish there was a way to make this process less....dirty. Too bad God doesn't grant wishes to heretics, hah.

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[Merem can't help to be the vampire version of INDIANA JONES you are now imagining him with a bullwhip and fedora]

...how did it feel to speak with your home country?

[vampire and shota you mean also screw you i am now deleting this image forever from my mind ~~you can't make me draw it >8V~~]

He is a sweet child, and I cannot recall the last time that I had spoken in French. He dates from early in the 11st century, making him illiterate, though I have offered to tutor him, if he'd like. It falls in well with my current line of work here.

Would you protect him if other countries attempt to attack him?

Of course I would. This is not even a matter of diplomacy: there is absolutely no sense in assaulting a child.

I see, I see. And if someone assaults me?

I would wonder how foolish they are.

As well as what you might have said, to have provoked the attack in the first place.

Oh ye of little faith.

Faith is secondary to a Burial Agent. If you do have a suggestion as to what you think that I should believe in, then I suppose that I could hear you out.

You could believe in me.

You're asking for a great deal.

Not in the slightest.

That's suicidal. I could believe in your for a few things, but certainly not all.

You destroy my heart.

You have one?

Since I don't use it much, it's rather sensitive.

That's fine, I'm sure that you can regenerate it. I can believe in you for that much. Would that be satisfactory?

If I were a normal Dead Apostle, that type of blow would be fatal. You should consider yourself lucky.

That's nonsense. You would expect otherwise? It's what I do for a living. And to think that I'm not even armed with the Seventh Holy Scripture here: did you really become that weak? That's disappointing, Merem.

Without you, there's no one to keep me in shape.

Aah, but I'm still mortal. What have you done before I joined the Agency, and what shall you do after I die?

Those are days long past, Ciel and I hardly wish to think about the future.

Am I supposed to believe that you are one who supports the philosophy, "relish the present", Merem?

Are you really that intent on ruining my fun?

Didn't you just say that you needed me to keep you in shape?

And yet you absolutely denied it. So which one of us here is the hypocrite?

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